MY BEAUTIFUL SONS

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Dragon Scimitar, otherwise known as Scim, Scimmy. Dwarf agouti capped with top ears, specialty is CUDDLING. A shy boi who loves to shove as much food as possible into his mouth and then run off to hide it. King of fitting way more noodles in his mouth than you might think.
Curly Fry, otherwise known as Meanie Fry, Curly Wurly. Standard havana rex with dumbo ears, specialty is EATING. Kind of a bully but also a huge crybaby, and by far the most vocal boy of the bunch. Will start screaming at you to back tf up if you even think about his food.
Dr. Pepper, otherwise known as Pepper, Mister Doctor Pepper, Mister Pepper. Dwarf black blaze with dumbo ears, specialty is JUMPS. The more outgoing of my wonder twins, loves to climb on things and is frequently covered in dirt from diggin'.
Sierra Mist, otherwise known as Misty, Mist. Dwarf grey blaze with dumbo ears, specialty is WINNING. Chill but a bit skittish, follows his brother Dr. Pepper EVERYWHERE. LOVE LOVE LOVES HEAD PATS. Doesn't pick fights, but wins them.
Uncle Fester, otherwise known as Fester, Mister Fester, Baldy. Standard black self double rex with dumbo ears, THE CLIMBER. Warmest softest baldest boy. During free roam he can be found: on my head, attempting to climb out of the pen, actively climbing out of the pen, climbing my head indignantly after being caught climbing out of the pen.
Boogie, otherwise known as Boogie Woogie Woo, BOOGER. Standard black self rex with dumbo ears, THE YUMPER. Exceptional eye sight, this dude is always yumping (jumping). The first of my boys to jump from the floor to the top of the pen almost totally silently, scaring the absolute crap out of me, and teaching his brother that he could climb out of the pen at the same time.
Cuppa Joe, otherwise known as Joe, Joeseph, Jojo. Standard siamese with dumbo ears and ruby eyes, truly a BLUR. Less outgoing than his brother Earl, but still lovey and kissy and ready to run around and play at a moments notice. The quiet one of the two, but still a squeaky boy, especially when he's being forced to get clean by another boy (usually Joe.)
Earl Grey, otherwise known as Earl, Earlington, Squirmy wormy. Standard siamese with dumbo ears, LOVEBUG! Very playful, very cuddly, always kissy. This boy is primo cuddly lazyboy moments, except for when you rile him up for playtime! Loves loves loves banana chips, extremely good at scrunching up his head to get out of taking medicine.

🪦Dearly Departed🪦

Chao, otherwise known as Chaoston. Standard silvermane capped with top ears, his specialty is NAPPING. The CUDDLIEST boy ever, very lazy and just likes to sit with you and chill. Boggles all the time.
Agrippa the Dippa, otherwise known as Dip, Dippy doo, Dippin' Dots, Chicken Diplin'. Dwarf black hooded mismarked with top ears, specialty is CLIMBING. The most adventurous of the Dwarf Bois, Dipp's favorite places include: inside your shirt, inside my shirt, on top of everyones heads, and hanging out inside of trevors beard
Lupin the IVrth, otherwise known as Bugaboo, Bubbula, Boychka. Standard champagne capped with top ears, his specialty is KISSES. Lupin is my most outgoing boy and very cuddly, but he's also a whiner and a total food diva. He will start squeaking like his rights have been taken away if one of the other boys even THINKS of cleaning him, taking his food, etc.
Onion Knight, otherwise known as Onion, Sonion, O-nyan. Dwarf black berkshire with dumbo ears, specialty is DIGGY DIGGY HOLE. Skittish is an understatement, this mans chews holes in every hammock to make a second, HIDDEN hammock inside the original hammock. Difficult to lure out with treats, but a master tunnel digger. VERY ORB.