September 7th, 2022 5:36AM EST~I tripped and adopted 5 sons


it has been a while once again, and I do really tire of starting these posts off like that but for real, its been months. anyway, obviously the title of this update and the very obvious new page I've added to the site have raised some questions, namely "why would you refer to children as rats, and what posessed you to adopt 5 young children?" the answers to which are "because those children are rats, and because when we went to adopt four, the fifth one was too cute to leave behind"
Whatever, my neurosis aside, I had a stomach bug and then promptly slept it off for an entire day, so now im awake at an ungodly hour writing this update while watching Jerma's old powerwash simulator VODs, so I apologize if theres errors in syntax or if I screw something else up that my currently addled brain can't think of. WHATEVER.
So back to the rats, we set out to adopt four of them originally, but when we got there the breeder had brought out one of the one's we'd chosen's litter mate, and he was so fucking adorable and sweet and cuddly that we couldn't handle leaving him, so we shelled out more cash to take him home too, so now we have three dwarf boys and two standard boys (the fifth unplanned boy was our second standard boy) and honestly? I would have been so sad if we hadn't gotten to adopt him, he really is just so sweet. I'll be updating the new RATS page with their names and pics of them and what they like/their personalities, but honestly I have a lot of dentist debt I have to catch up on so commissions are paramount atm! Though I am super glad I finally got around to updating the site, even if it's a short one. ♥♥♥♥♥